letter

Dear Extremely Unpleasant Family at TJMaxx,

Acting entitled, demanding and petulant will not get you the respect you seem to think you so richly deserve. Neither will raising your voice so that everyone knows how persecuted you are. Also, the clerk does not get paid nearly enough to care about your stupid problem, and moreover his powers at the cash register are limited. You are making the world a worse place to live with your caterwauling and righteous indignation.

sincerely yours,

Elizabeth