shit! i own this house!!??

what about the ants??

will neighbors be watching us unpack?

will everyone hate me if i don't hang up flower baskets and all that?

do i care?

how will i decorate this?

what about all those ugly little places where the paint didn't go, or the paint overlapped, or something?

what organizational strategies should i use, if any?

will the pets like it?

WHAT ABOUT THE ANTS???!!!!

have i always been able to avoid my decorating tastes as "country," UNTIL NOW?

how many fucking trips to target/home depot/linens-n-things etc., will this take?

what do we have to do first?

are the ants going to eat all the sugar, spices, bread, glassware, and pets?

will the ants crawl on our faces while we sleep? will they bite? are they fire ants?