"USE THIS AREA TO REMOVE MUDDY SHOES AND BOOTS" (see below)
at the continental breakfast area, that has like bagels and toasters and jelly and stuff:
"FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES, no one under 12 is allowed near the food preparation area unless accompanied by an adult!!!"
"Please do not eat in the food preparation area's [sic]"
on the pouring cream thermos for coffee:
"DO NOT UNSCREW LID. JUST POUR."
on the back of our room door:
"In case of fire, turn either left or right"
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you probably don't know the tragic back story of a eager 8 year old shoving a knife in the toaster to liberate a stuck bagel half. after the funeral and many apologies, the insurance adjusters came a calling. the hike in rates was truly the biggest tragedy of them all.
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