Q & A

Q: do i watch "american idol"?

A: yes.

Q: have i ever voted on "american idol"?

A: yes. only because i hated someone so much that i voted for everyone else.

Q: do i think that, this season, phil stacey looks like a muppet?

A: yes. plus i am sick of him and his sincerity.

Q: do i think that blake lewis is Cool?

A: yes. (UPDATE: and but his mouth looks like a vagina.)

Q: do i think lakisha has an unbelievable voice?

A: yes.

Q: this was bon jovi week. do i like bon jovi or love bon jovi?

A: love. i mean, i don't really think about it? but if "you give love a bad name" comes on the radio? i sing along really loud. and the best karaoke i've seen was "blaze of glory." and i wore a bon jovi pin on my winter coat when i was in eighth grade.

Q: does your spouse use any of bon jovi's songs to teach?

A: yes, he uses "livin' on a prayer" to demonstrate engel's point that only really poor people with no capital are capable of feeling love.