i realize i am, on occasion, given to hyperbole, but i believe this case is cause for real concern. check out these pictures from the jcrew website's section of "new arrivals" and take note: THESE JEANS ARE PEGGED!!!!!
i was an assistant professor of English in the ROC. now i am a visiting assistant professor of English in the thinly veiled town of Whitesville, home of a big southern research university.
there are many travails to report in the life of such a person as myself, but you shan't find them here. if you are a student or a colleague, welcome! and never fear; your secrets are safe with me.
i enjoy staring, cooking, complaining, yoga, and the occasional bon mot.
most comments welcome, or email me: E.in.Whitesville at gmail dot com.
2 comments:
You? Hyperbole? Never.
funny, funny. laugh out loud funny.
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