wall-E: cute factor very high. not necessarily super useful unless you need things compacted. probably will not want the vote. may make you feel guilty. looks like tiny dump truck but makes macintosh noises. will suggest that obesity is related to environmental degradation, which you may not want to hear. very, very, very, very, very cute.
roomba: mesmerizing to watch. you never know where it will go next. makes you wonder if your behavior is governed by algorithms. will not want the vote even if offered. is like a pet, but useful. although it does not resemble any person or animal, is actually highly anthropomorphizable. makes cute little beeping noises. may cause R2D2 nostalgia.
caprica-6: will not just want the vote but may actually want to enslave you and steal your gonads. may seem decorative and appealing at first but will snap your neck as soon as look at you. other copies a bit more pleasant company. has a plan. cuckoo religious. appears human but ironically acts "inhuman," though arguably overly human. inspires masturbatory fantasies as well as conference papers.
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the roomba does indeed look like r2d2, but only after one of the other robots featured here is finished with him.
Correction: caprica-6 inspires inspires masturbatory papers and conference fantasies. At least, that's what I heard.
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