philosophical questions for today with my suggested answers in parentheses

if a kitty poses and flirts and no one is there to notice or scratch his fuzzy tummy, is it still a pose? (yes)

is there really such a thing as acting out of rational self-interest, as economists base all their models on?  (no)

although we are married, since i live in the ROC and m.o.p.s. lives in whitesville, is it "my house" and "your apartment," rather than "our ROC house" and "our whitesville apartment"? (yes, wait!  no.  please reword the question.)

is the neighbors' inside furniture outside more hatfield (as in hatfields and mccoys) or more beavis (as in beavis and butthead)?  (beavis)