overheard

maebe:  hey lola!!  what is "virginia"??!

lola:  did you know that everything you do is basically pretty stupid?

maebe:  i love your forthrightness!!

lola:  "virginia" is a place like "the coffee table" or "go for a walk."

maebe:  i know!!!

lola:  then why did you ask.  also you seem like a greedy pig when you eat.

maebe:  i know, i love eating!!

lola:  food is supposed to be savored, not gulped down.  it is a ritual, not just a task.  

maebe:  i know, i love that!!

lola:  you are such a tool.  but i like when you go in your crate because then i get a biscuit.  

maebe:  i think it's weird that we live in a different place!  i love all the butterflies!  but not all the dogs!

lola:  what's really weird about it is that they don't watch the simpsons.  i'm a little worried about elizabeth because she usually watches the simpsons every single day.  but there's no simpsons in virginia.

maebe:  i will help with that because i love that!  we will watch the simpsons in virginia!

lola:  ok but only after we go for a walk!. . . .PSYCHE!  you are such a tool.  and p.s. you're adopted.

maebe:  i love jokes!