Tuesday, June 24, 2008

people! listen to me! now! seriously!

1. kill your superego!

2. do not plant mint!

3. the more you move, the easier it is to move!

4. pretend everyone else is as alive as your perceive yourself to be!

5. be skeptical!

6. spay and neuter your pets!

7. cultivate aesthetic pleasure!

8. you do not have to put up with that!

9. imitate those you admire!

10. tea makes everything better!

5 comments:

mao.mimosa said...

#3 is not true. That is, if you're talking about moving residences. If you're talking about just moving about (walking, etc), then it is. True.

Anonymous said...

this weekend when challenged with lack of any wine in the house and not wanting to walk to the store (reference #3), i have to admit i found a bottle of rum in the back of a bottom cupboard... and since i had seltzer water in the fridge... i was quite happy remembering that i had, in fact, planted mint (spreading and invasive growing properties notwithstanding).

mojito, mojito, mojoto...

Anonymous said...

What the hell do you have against mint!

mao.mimosa said...

So, cuz... is the lesson that the more you move, the easier it is to move, but if you have rum in the house there's no reason to move? I can get behind that.

bonnie lenore kyburz said...

i love #8