me and francis both know that the other one isn't good for much. frankly, i don't care for his company, and why should i?? when elizabeth is there with her beautiful hand that scoops out the food and stuff. so you can imagine how surprised i was when he (the other one) moved a chest of drawers so that i could get a mouse i had been waiting ALL DAY LONG for!! and even more surprisingly, he moved it in just the right way so i could just pick that mouse right up.
but wait, there's more!! i carried the mouse downstairs and elizabeth looked downstairs and saw the tail hanging out of my mouth, and (i assumed at the time) was very impressed. i am a formidable hunter and i know sometimes can look intimidatingly strong and fierce. and then francis was SO EXCITED he started jumping and twirling around and so then i let the mouse go so we could play with it. and then?? elizabeth came down and shouted and took it away!!!! that bitch!!! i trusted her!!!! francis started crying like a baby and so to make him feel better i said we should just wait beside the chest of drawers again for another 24 hours in case another one came out. he's such a sucker.
that was a no-go, of course, but i bet there will be another mouse soon. and i will be there when it is!!! and elizabeth can find her own dinner and entertainment!!
-levon.
p.s. don't pay any attention to that south park picture of me!!! elizabeth thinks she can be soooooo funny just because she has thumbs. i hate her.
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