overheard

levon: dude. what is your problem.

maebe: what?! i don't have a problem!!!! what's a problem!!!

levon: you don't contribute anything to the household.

maebe: i didn't know we were supposed to!!! what's a household!!!

levon: yes. well. that is only one small part of why you are so lame. you will never understand or love elizabeth the way i do.

maebe: who's elizabeth!!!!

levon: if you ever paid attention you would know she's the magnificently fragranced one. with the food. and the great singing voice. and she loves mice. you should have seen the look on her perfectly proportioned face when she found the whole intact mouse i left for her, arranged in the exact center of the doormat. see? THAT's contributing to the household.

maebe: what's a mouse!!!! i love that!!!!

levon: you, my friend, are dead weight.