-wallowing in my own filth whenever i damn well feel like it
-eating hot dogs over the sink for dinner
-no compromises on how i spend my time
-not having to explain myself all the damn time
-being silent and holding still for hours on end
-having a really good reason to leave town
cons:
-the state of the house is all my fault
-lack of companionship
-no one to listen to me prattle on and act interested
-no structure to time when it comes to meals, workouts, etc.
-talking on the phone is no substitute for just hanging out
-driving all the damn time and getting speeding tickets
-very expensive to have two households
-no one to immediately temper or prevent various freakouts
-feeling out of touch with the one person i've been able to choose as permanent family
-people always asking when spouse will be in town so that we can get together, because apparently just me is not good enough
-getting pitying looks from people when the issue comes up
-feeling as though i have to choose between career and personal life
-temptation to resentment
2 comments:
i wonder if eating hot dogs over the sink for dinner might go in both categories, depending on the day.
that's funny, 'cuz I was gonna ask since when has living together prevented us from eating hot dogs over the sink?
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