overheard

francis:  so . . . did you like that just now, when i made love to your side?

levon:  oh! yes, sure.  very relaxing.

francis:  i bet elizabeth really wished she had a video camera.  we should get her one for christmas next year.  

levon:  yeah, usually she doesn't laugh so hard when she's looking at us.

francis:  i've never made love before today.

levon:  really?  then you probably don't know that cats have barbed penises.

francis:  as in, MY penis is barbed?!  that's crazy!

levon:  well i don't make the rules.

francis:  i think that elizabeth wasn't taking me seriously.  what on earth could be funny about a fuzzy kitty marching on another fuzzy kitty and then all of a sudden humping out of control and looking really surprised by it?

levon:  i have no idea.  like i said, i found it very relaxing and i liked how you cleaned my ears after.

francis:  i feel very sexy!

levon:  yes indeed.