1.) catch the fugitive marine who allegedly killed the other marine that he allegedly raped! citizen justice. but i think i'm in the wrong part of the country.
2.) tell the job candidate i'm picking up from the airport tomorrow this: "hi! here's my cell number, xxxxxx. i'll be waiting for you outside security. so you can spot me better, i'll tell you that i look like carroll o'connor (tv's archie bunker), only A LOT taller, and i usually sing "76 trombones." i'll be nude, but for a Tetley Tea sandwich board. have a great trip! -elizabeth"
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