Sunday, January 27, 2008

checklist of questions for job candidates

hello!  if you are a professor somewhere that is conducting job searches right now, you might want to consult the following list of questions to make sure they are asked of the candidate at some point:

what religion are you?

is your partner an academic?

what does your project have to do with me?

hypothetically speaking, how would you vote on [actual current department controversy]?

who do you think you are?

do you have any handicaps or disabilities?

have you read a book that i have read?

why don't you think the same way i do?

do you always dress like that?

what is your favorite perfume?

what is your most painful childhood memory?


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

My favorite question, asked by a graduate student at...well...a school to remain unnamed:

"So, is your father in the mafia?"

I wish I would have said "There's no such thing as the mafia," which would have been a hundred times cooler. Instead I just narrowed my eyes and eyes and said "That's right."

emjaro said...

this is helpful! i'm going to print it out and take to our next candidate's job talk so i don't miss a single important question that you have outlined here.

Anonymous said...

hello.
since you started it: what IS your favorite perfume?