maebe's to-do list

• take something away from lola
• be the first one out the door
• when snuggling, disprove zeno's paradox by actually making contact between the border of my body and the border of elizabeth or chad's body, rather than only close the distance by half each time as i have been doing. and take it even farther, by overlapping the border of my body and the border of their (the snugglee's) body.
• BTFC! (be there for cheese)
• better define relationship with new rug (note to self: should not involve peeing or chewing as per earlier yelling)
• get rid of that mailman ONCE AND FOR ALL
• taste the cat's butt, rather than just sniff it (the fat one)
• grunt in disconcertingly human-sounding tones