i said CUT IT OUT!! i'm TRYING to reflect on how pompous i am because some anonymous person told me to, and how i have no regard for any other professions, and how what i do for a living somehow reflects on what other people do for a living, and how being proud of something i did equals denigrating something different someone else did!!! oh, and also how i should have no say in what people call me!! and how packing up strangers' leftovers has a lot of dignity!! but being a professor doesn 't!!! and also how i think i'm smarter than everyone else!! and how before you choose a profession, you should stop and think about how that profession makes everyone else feel!!! so STOP, already!!!!
sincerely,
elizabeth
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From bigger versions of similar looking mofos, I'm pretty sure. Geez! Figures a PhD wouldn't understand such banalities as procreation.
For hours of distraction, you should go to YouTube and search for baby panda and sneezing. You'll see a video of ....well, a baby panda sneezing. It's ridiculously cute. In fact, it's so cute that it has had the little Cindy Lou Who effect of making my tiny, grinchy heart expand. Feels like heartburn, but whatever.
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