Elizabeth, since we're almost best friends, I have to tell you that I have nightmares that maebe is going to learn to do something to you that you won't like. And it involves matches. I think you should stop teaching her anything. Just look quizzical when she seems to be seeking information or attention.
i was an assistant professor of English in the ROC. now i am a visiting assistant professor of English in the thinly veiled town of Whitesville, home of a big southern research university.
there are many travails to report in the life of such a person as myself, but you shan't find them here. if you are a student or a colleague, welcome! and never fear; your secrets are safe with me.
i enjoy staring, cooking, complaining, yoga, and the occasional bon mot.
most comments welcome, or email me: E.in.Whitesville at gmail dot com.
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why, maebe learned how to cut Elizabeth's hair, of course.
Elizabeth, since we're almost best friends, I have to tell you that I have nightmares that maebe is going to learn to do something to you that you won't like. And it involves matches. I think you should stop teaching her anything. Just look quizzical when she seems to be seeking information or attention.
mms/bff: ah! she has expressed interest in matches! i hear you loud and clear.
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