things i hate

madonna, for thinking the rules don't apply to her

the whole duke lacross rape case thing, because they are privileged sexist and racist assholes, AND they probably didn't rape the stripper, but the unrelenting language of victimhood prevents both things from being true. plus discussion of the issue makes people say deeply stupid things about deserving things

this phase that maebe the puppy is in because she bounces off the walls and steals socks and dominates ALL my attention

our stupid stupid president for invading a country on what turned out to be false premises while those premises were being realized elsewhere all along. and for not being able to speak

the fact that baseball can be on tv at the same time as football (fall) AND basketball (spring)