media round-up

• look. i like "pants on the ground" as much as anyone. however, i can also explain its status as phenomenon. it hits the comedy trifecta: 1.) the word "pants"; 2.) repetition; 3.) a black person giving license to white people to be a little bit racist.

• do not see the movie the book of eli. it's so stupid. so incredibly stupid. just don't. don't see it. do not go to see that movie.

• and the big winner amidst the NBC debacle regarding the Leno show and all the rest is. . . . .ME! jackpot! three more nights of "law & order" thanks, NBC, for effing up!