the good news is, you have leftovers for lunch tomorrow. the bad news is, it will be kind of depressing to eat them and there will still be a lot left that will go bad anyway.
the good news is, your grade accurately reflects the time and effort you put in to the class. the bad news is, that grade is a D.
the good news is, this practically unthinkable task is totally possible. the bad news is, it will take a lot of work over a long period of time, with multiple setbacks, and it won't be like the "rocky" montage at all.
the good news is, you got what you have been wanting for many years. the bad news is, you don't feel any different.
the good news is, we managed to elect a black president. the bad news is, that really brought out people's racism. (the good news is that those people look like obviously stupid assholes, whereas it wasn't as obvious before.)
the good news is, sometimes you get to see stupid assholes fail. the bad news is, that's just a coincidence, because there really is no justice in the universe.
the good news is, your kitchen is finally clean. the bad news is, it will be dirty again in a week.
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