dear diary,

i get so confused when levon poops in the litter box he said is just for pee and vice-versa. so today i was SO! happy! that elizabeth changed the litter in both of the boxes, because now we can start over and i can ask levon exactly what he means. i kind of wish elizabeth would change the litter more often, but i think she gets kind of tired making the world safe for all kitties and everything like that. plus maintaining her magnificent physique. oh, and also i know that she does SUPER! important work a lot a lot a lot and that she gets worried and that also makes her tired, worrying makes me very tired also. yesterday i was worried about some noises and i slept 23 hours!!!!!!!

also, levon and i are talking about what our main kitty values are so we can represent our interests in the house with dogs and humans. we kitties have to stick together!!!! something me and levon have in common is that we both like crinkly noises. we also really like small things that roll. so we got together and figured out that what we really!!!! love is those little tampons without applicators that elizabeth uses sometimes that are wrapped in plastic. so when it seems like she's going to get one out, i go and ask her for one and then we play TAMPON SOCCER, which is SO! SUPER! FUN! AND! CRINKLY! AND! ROLLY! levon is definitely right about how we should work together more often because it is so awesome!!!

xoxoxoxoxo,

francis!!!!