there will be no blood or country for juno, michael clayton, or old men

as i watched the parade of foreigners taking american jobs known as "the oscars," it occurred to me that i am a pain in the ass.  that is because i say something very mean about every earnest righteous person that walks across the stage (so, almost everyone), and hate all movies about uplift and overcoming odds (so, very many of them).  also, when it comes to celebrity trivia and gossip, i'm just a leeeetle too quick on the draw with the fact or the updated information, and so therefore something of a know-it-all.  i think everyone would be a lot more comfortable if i kept my big trap shut, but the problem is that i am 100% correct.  an impasse.