you know what? the scenario at the bottom of that entry below should have ended with the poor misguided youth dipping cheetos in peanut butter. it's more realistic, and that must be when the real horror begins. thanks supreme court, for saving us!*
*this is sarcastic. it would not be reasonable to interpret this as me actually being grateful to the supreme court--reasonable, that is, to anyone with a grasp of english that goes beyond immediate and literal interpretaion.
*this message brought to you by cheetos "dangerously cheesy" crunchy snacks, now with limon!!!
1 comment:
Cease and desist:
Cheetos do not contain "limon." "Limon" is a proprietary portmanteau of "lemon" and "lime," owned and wholly operated as a marketing vehicle for the soft drink Sprite by The Coca-Cola Corporation of Atlanta, GA, USA.
Cheetos now contain "limón," which is nonproprietary Spanish for regular lime sans lemon.
The Frito Lay Corporation of Plano, TX, USA has no propriety relationship to "limón" and you can feel free to use that word at your leisure. Continuing to use the word "limon," however, may put you in violation of international copyright law and subject to all due legal action for both committing and advocating to teens that they commit the theft of intellectual property.
This public service brought to you by the US Supreme Court (now with more idiocy!)
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