"I’m prepared to say that baby pandas are the cutest creatures in the world. They’re cuter than a street moppet in overalls, with one strap hanging down, flipping through a 1930s picture book filled with ponies and chicks in bonnets. They’re cuter than kittens with cones around their heads who stagger around as if they’re drunk and hedgehogs who drink milk from a bottle. They’re cuter than a little kid giving a littler kid advice about the world. They’re cuter than an old person on YouTube. They’re cuter than Bjork.
Baby pandas are cuter than your own baby, even when your baby’s laughing, even when your baby says his first word, even when your baby looks you in the eyes and tells you you’re her best friend. Baby pandas put your baby to shame."
3 comments:
ah... validation from authority.
well, for every perversion there is a forum (that is why gore invented the internet, no?)
http://www.pandafix.com/
(not sure what the rules are for including links - if said rules exist)
btw... loved the overheard conversation of yesterday...
cuz, well thanks to YOU for giving this particular perversion (?) some momentum . . .
i don't even remember who sent me that forward to begin with and i so rarely look at forwards before deleting... it's a wonder those cute little mofos made it out of my inbox and on to bigger and better airtime... but so they did.
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