dear diary,

i don't know, sometimes i just get to thinking, you know? like, i think about weird things. like, i'm pretty sure that me and levon are the only kitties in the world and that's great, you know? and i know that lola and maebe are the only dogs and that is ESPECIALLY great with me because i don't see any use for them. i guess sometimes i have some deep thoughts, like is it possible for elizabeth to make a rock so big she couldn't lift it? or like, what angles have i not gazed at elizabeth from? sometimes, when i'm staring out in the backyard in between naps, i see some chipmunks i would like to chase or something, but then i think, eh, what's the point, anyway?

but then sometimes i see this big white kitty. that's crazy! and i go all like, whaaaat??!!! there's another kitty??!! he's just sitting in the yard!!! i just can't believe it. and i think, how many more cats are there?? and do they know about elizabeth?? and what would she do if she saw this cat?? (probably something awesome.) and then i get tired and it's time to go back to sleep. i wonder what that kitty does for fun?!! does he sleep and like food??!! i don't even know!!!!!

love,

francis