overheard

lola:  ok, here's how i understand it.  i'm lola, and you are a dog named maebe.

maebe:  that sounds great!!  i love my dog bed.

lola:  ok, right.  you sleep in a dog bed, but i sleep in a bed.

maebe:  that's awesome!!  why do you think we're always going back and forth??!!!

lola:  i don't know, but on this last trip we were in a car you couldn't see out of, plus it smelled like a hookers' convention.  not our normal car.  huh.

maebe:  i know!! it's so crazy!!!  i totally loooooovvvve being comfortable!!  do you?!

lola:  er, right, yes.  poor elizabeth is very tired of going back and forth.  have you noticed how comfortable and, i don't know, positively natural, she seems when she's laying on the couch watching tv?  i think she should do that all the time, instead of carting back and forth all the livelong day between the ROC and whitesville.

maebe:  thank you!!!  do you want to sneeze fight??!!!!  

lola:  um, maybe later?