here is a picture of your mother holding your uncle when your grandmother accepted the vice presidential nomination. your mother was pregnant with you and it made very big news! right now polar bears exist, do they exist in your time? are you on Swatch time now? is there still such a thing as bologna? are there any new swear words? how is your mother holding up-- does she still live at home? did her marriage last? do americans have more rights or less rights? has the global population reached 20 billion yet? is the cell phone industry finally under control? have we come up with any better ideas for energy? are consumer goods still crappy? is everything from cancer to home foreclosures to dirty air to extinct polar bears still blamed on individual consumers? do people still live with irremediable guilt and lots of extra fat, on too little sleep and drinking not enough water? send word, tron! we can't wait to hear.
sincerely,
elizabeth
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If this kid actually named her kid "Tron" it'd probably convince a few thousand people to vote for her mom (its gramms). Thankfully, it won't be born until after the election. And she'll probably name the kid Conrad or Quartz in any case.
Tron is my new favorite name for babies. EVAR.
I actually like Tron better as a middle name. Then his first name could be Elec. Kind of goes with his mom running for office.
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