there are two kinds of people in this world

• people who divide the world into two kinds of people and people who don't
• people who say "Sitz bones" and people who say "sit bones"
• people who are reflective about their actions and therefore worry about them even though there's nothing to worry about and people who are not reflective and are not worried and are jerks and/or douches
• people who stress about about getting an A minus and people who are relieved to get a B minus
• people who say "yes" first and people who say "no" first
• birds of prey and little lambs
• people who will tell it to your face and people who will talk behind your back
• people familiar with their own nature and people completely out of touch with themselves
• people who think Fox News is real and people who don't
• levelheaded and panicked
• melodramatic and even-keeled
• people who ask questions and people who sit passively
• people comfortable with silence and people who are not
• people with something to say for themselves and people who don't
• people who like watermelon and cucumber and people who don't
• people who like brussels sprouts and people who want to throw up at the thought