- that when women get together without men, just as men fear, the women always actually are laughing at men's penises? (this takes several forms, where "men"=some unselfconsiously bombastically masculine aspect of culture OR actual people and "penis"=some object or idea waved around as though it's very impressive OR an actual penis)
- that "yellow curry" in a thai cuisine situation is really ORANGE?
- that if janet jackson is to be taken at her word, and if you're nasty, according to her song "nasty boys," janet jackson's actual full name is Miss Jackson Privacy Control? (if you're not nasty, then her name is Janet Privacy Control.)
- that the full title of the book that got poor old galileo galilei in so much trouble with the good old catholic church in 1633 is
Dialogue of Galileo Galilei, Lyncean
Special Mathematician of the University of Pisa
And Philosopher and Chief Mathematician of the Most Serene
Grand Duke of Tuscany.
Where, in the meetings of four days, there is discussion
concerning the two Chief Systems of the World,
Ptolemaic and Copernican,
Propounding inconclusively the philosophical and physical reasons
as much for one side as for the other.
- that in *1992* the pope finally conceded that the earth revolves around the sun?
3 comments:
oh god, #1 is spot on. when will your book be coming out?
if janet jackson is to be taken at her word, and if you're nasty, according to her song "nasty boys," janet jackson's actual full name is Miss Jackson Privacy Control? (if you're not nasty, then her name is Janet Privacy Control.)
Ha! I've been laughing at this for about five minutes now.
(But. . . does that mean that Miss Jackson is a man, and her name is a penis?)
I thought when women get together without men; they have pillow fights in their underwear?
Did you know it was a Vatican astronomer with that formulated the big bang theory about the formation of the universe?
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